Analysis of Evidence.

So as the dear Michael Sodaro, author of Comparative Politics, a Global Introduction would say, No theory can be said to be an infalliable truth UNLESS one is able to back it up by concrete, empirical investigation and evidence.

Well I have a theory, or rather an experimental hypothesis that needs to be put forth, and here it is:

The grating caterwauling that is Miley Cyrus's voice is a phenomena liable to cause extreme and possibly permanent trauma to the senses of all living species.

Right. So now that that's done, let us turn to Michael Sodaro and his trusty checklist to determine the validity of this particular hypothesis.

1) Description of Key Factors

"The grating caterwauling that is Miley Cyrus's voice"

For now, let us ignore the obvious experimentor bias in this statement and focus on the essense of this statement. To put it bluntly, we're talking about her singing voice here.

"Liable to cause extreme and permanent damage to the senses of all living species"

So this is pretty obvious. Lets just define "extreme and permanent damage" as sensory trauma shall we? And to avoid over generalisation here, sensory trauma is to be defined as anything that causes excruciating and unbearable mental discomfort. For the purpose of this experiment of course.

2) The Hypothesis

Cause and effect. Just like in any credible theory, one must determine the independent and dependent variable of the hypothesis to be tested. Here I would say this is pretty straightforward.

Independent Variable: Miley Cyrus Singing
Dependent Variable: Effects on one's senses and mental sanity.

3) Analysis of Evidence

Fuck this I hate that Bitch what else is there to say??!!

I am the evidence. Me and my highly selective taste in quality music. She does NOT measure up. Yowling pregnant cats pale in comparison. Hyennas cower in fear. She. Is. That. Bad.

4) Conclusion

Right so after careful deliberation and consideration of the qualitative evidence presented, I am inclined to say that this hypothesis looks to be heavily supported with minimal discrepencies and that it can in fact be promoted to the ranks of a THEORY.

Thank you for your time.

xoxo

The Klutz