The Goddess of Fierce

Monday saw The klutz and I studying @ Starbucks near school
After our wonderous mugging session,
we began discussing the likes of America's Next Top Model & inevitably this led to the bitching of someone very dear to our heart, Tyra Banks.
(You know she was going to be our bitch target sooner or later)
Well Tyra tyra.. what more can I say??
Girls/idiots, on ANTM screaming/crying when Tyra appear in front of their eyes "OMG ITS TYRRRAAA!!~!!"
As if she's some goddess descended from heaven above.
oh wait, yes, she's a goddess.
The Goddess of Fierce.
When she inherently declared herself as The Goddess of Fierce, I had a moment of silence.
And I solemnly wondered how many eyes have rolled at this preposterous proclamation.
Do not get me started on the Tyra Banks Show.
Wannabe Oprah much.

Yet, one here thinks what would ANTM be without her??
Bland, under-dramatic, something not bitch/gossip-worthy anymore.
I'm sure The Klutz and I would miss her irritable, narcissistic antics.
Her long dramatic pauses when she reads out names of those "who are still in the running of becoming America's Next Top Model".
Her countless self-indulging photos up on the television screen during panel.
Her fake weave.....
The list goes on.
Cycle 13 coming out soon!
Absolutely cannot imagine what Tyra Banks will do this time.

For now, it's just easy, breezy, beautiful....covergirl<3
The Accountant.