The Goddess of Fierce

Monday saw The klutz and I studying @ Starbucks near school
After our wonderous mugging session,
we began discussing the likes of America's Next Top Model & inevitably this led to the bitching of someone very dear to our heart, Tyra Banks.
(You know she was going to be our bitch target sooner or later)
Well Tyra tyra.. what more can I say??
Girls/idiots, on ANTM screaming/crying when Tyra appear in front of their eyes "OMG ITS TYRRRAAA!!~!!"
As if she's some goddess descended from heaven above.
oh wait, yes, she's a goddess.
The Goddess of Fierce.
When she inherently declared herself as The Goddess of Fierce, I had a moment of silence.
And I solemnly wondered how many eyes have rolled at this preposterous proclamation.
Do not get me started on the Tyra Banks Show.
Wannabe Oprah much.

Yet, one here thinks what would ANTM be without her??
Bland, under-dramatic, something not bitch/gossip-worthy anymore.
I'm sure The Klutz and I would miss her irritable, narcissistic antics.
Her long dramatic pauses when she reads out names of those "who are still in the running of becoming America's Next Top Model".
Her countless self-indulging photos up on the television screen during panel.
Her fake weave.....
The list goes on.
Cycle 13 coming out soon!
Absolutely cannot imagine what Tyra Banks will do this time.

For now, it's just easy, breezy, beautiful....covergirl<3
The Accountant.

Much Love.

The Klutz would like to proclaim her immense fondness for The Accountant and The Jager Bomb. Seriously I never realized exactly how much I love you guys before. Now I find myself waiting anxiously for Threesome Thursdays so I can delight in the awesome familiarity of you people's company and release my pent up frustration with everything wrong with life. It's so therapeutic and oddly comforting. I like.


2 MORE DAYS TO GO:):)

kcians for life

xoxo

The Klutz

Analysis of Evidence.

So as the dear Michael Sodaro, author of Comparative Politics, a Global Introduction would say, No theory can be said to be an infalliable truth UNLESS one is able to back it up by concrete, empirical investigation and evidence.

Well I have a theory, or rather an experimental hypothesis that needs to be put forth, and here it is:

The grating caterwauling that is Miley Cyrus's voice is a phenomena liable to cause extreme and possibly permanent trauma to the senses of all living species.

Right. So now that that's done, let us turn to Michael Sodaro and his trusty checklist to determine the validity of this particular hypothesis.

1) Description of Key Factors

"The grating caterwauling that is Miley Cyrus's voice"

For now, let us ignore the obvious experimentor bias in this statement and focus on the essense of this statement. To put it bluntly, we're talking about her singing voice here.

"Liable to cause extreme and permanent damage to the senses of all living species"

So this is pretty obvious. Lets just define "extreme and permanent damage" as sensory trauma shall we? And to avoid over generalisation here, sensory trauma is to be defined as anything that causes excruciating and unbearable mental discomfort. For the purpose of this experiment of course.

2) The Hypothesis

Cause and effect. Just like in any credible theory, one must determine the independent and dependent variable of the hypothesis to be tested. Here I would say this is pretty straightforward.

Independent Variable: Miley Cyrus Singing
Dependent Variable: Effects on one's senses and mental sanity.

3) Analysis of Evidence

Fuck this I hate that Bitch what else is there to say??!!

I am the evidence. Me and my highly selective taste in quality music. She does NOT measure up. Yowling pregnant cats pale in comparison. Hyennas cower in fear. She. Is. That. Bad.

4) Conclusion

Right so after careful deliberation and consideration of the qualitative evidence presented, I am inclined to say that this hypothesis looks to be heavily supported with minimal discrepencies and that it can in fact be promoted to the ranks of a THEORY.

Thank you for your time.

xoxo

The Klutz

I Heard a Rumour

Yesterday was what one would proclaim the worse day ever...which gradually got better
with many thanks to the jagger bomb and the klutz for purchasing purple peter(yakult) which I happily gulped down in a jiffy.

as the 6 of us settled at the lagoon we had an indepth discussion about phantom's rumoured pregnancy.
my personal take that it is true! because it just all adds up.
she has something to hide.
# phantom in NIE- unlikely move considering that she does actually possess a rather high level of intellect unachievable to many
# deleted facebook account- she's hiding something!!
# absent for ki lessons - phantom never pons school unlike the accountant or the klutz
conclusion: positively pregnant.
what say you????

-the accountant

Testing, Testing

Welcome all to our li'l private b***h fest. So much to say but unfortunately Political Science and its oh so captivating research methods beckons. Do think of me when you're all nice and snuggled in your beds. I'll be here all alone with my lone lamp and a woeful stack of information to shove into my resisting brain.

Till next time,

xoxo

The Klutz